At some point, it just… happens.

The music gets louder (or maybe your ears got worse).

Everyone starts using words you don’t understand.

You open Urban Dictionary just to decode a tweet.

You tell yourself you’re still early.

You tell others you’ve “seen this before.”

You start sentences with “back in 2021…”

That’s when you realize:

You’re UNC.

$UNC is for the traders who:

round-tripped life-changing money

remember bitboy

still use dextools

and still check charts before bed (9pm) like it’s a personality trait.